March 2012
everyone missed those screencaps i took of matt cameron with a soul patch and mustache
that is just too bad
Kids
Dont drink obscene amounts of gatorade
Or you will get STDs
mrfadedglory:
I’M NOT THROUGH SLEEPING
I’M NOT THROUGH SLEEPING AROUND
shh stone. we all know about your virginity.
Omfg this song
And before i found out that it was a kidney stone all i knew was that it hurt like hell to take a piss so when i went on webmd it told me i definitely had an STD and i was like
I would have an std while still a virgin. Because im maggie and i dont need a boy to give me an std because life fucks me with its drip dick daily
Im sure this is more than you ever wanted to know about me
The stone...
himynameiscade:
whispertoariot:
haha that time i drank nothing but gatorade and totally had a kidney stone, they gave me this medicine that turned my pee rust red or sometimes blackish blue. it was cool for a time but then i had to pass a stone through a hole the size of a grain of rice so i’d say it wasn’t worth it
Ladies and gents, i give you Maggie ^^^
I did pretend i was an octopus...
I found a letter from my dad on the table.
Really shouldnt have read it.
Well
haha that time i drank nothing but gatorade and totally had a kidney stone, they gave me this medicine that turned my pee rust red or sometimes blackish blue. it was cool for a time but then i had to pass a stone through a hole the size of a grain of rice so i’d say it wasn’t worth it
bellshit replied to your post: bellshit replied to your post: i hate that…
OH. drink water then i always drink water and like apparently that means i never gain weight cuz last night i had two dinners and I’m still not fat
dear followers,
if you don’t know this person already, this is louis. he is a fantastic drummer from new york and he has this gr10 record collection full of...
bellshit replied to your post: i hate that sometimes i get so thirsty for…
drink gatorade cuz its gatorade and I’m pretty sure taylor drinks it while he plays drums
the only drink options available in this house at this time
water (bleck)
kool aid (already had a cup. sounds like work)
beer (no)
red bull (not going to stay up late and hallucinate kthx)
so.
ALSO i have a really terrible...
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*looking at pictures of chris cornell*
grandma: who's that?
me: chris cornell
grandma: why are you looking at him? he's too old for you! is that your boyfriend???
me: yes
grandma: as long as he loves you. me and your grandpa are 25 years apart.
me: well now we have something in common, grandma.
i hate that sometimes i get so thirsty for something other than water that i start to eye the beer.
why is there so much beer here anyways
no, donnie, these men are straight edge
idk why but i’m always heavily insulted when i write a long paragraph or something that means something significant and someone just reblogs it with an arbitrary gif of someone from the red hot chili peppers or some shit making a dumb ass face. i don’t know. think things like that to yourself and don’t waste the bandwidth of a non-witty, non substantial response.
watch this get...
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(kicks computer across the room because nobody posts anything pertaining to the police on tumblr ever)
head-wires:
If I had a dollar for every time I saw Courtney Love’s tits on my dashboard I could fucking buy Nirvana from her
bigmetotalkaboutit asked: got dat blue drank
no but black cherry kool aid kicks the crap out of the blue flavor.
mrfadedglory replied to your post: i would do things for orange juice right now …
things involving devil man? or is that going too far?
how much orange juice will he give me
i would do things for orange juice right now
horrible things
lord, on a list of greatest drummers of all time by digitaldreamdoor.com, matt cameron is 32
dave grohl is like 90
shit
fuck
shit
weird.
accidentally spelled it “thruston moore”
somehow seems better this way
perfumedsecrets asked: That picture though. It says "DEN" and "Warning" and Matt's making a suggestive face that somehow correlates with the idea of this secret den of his and you're being warned in advance of the activities that will ensue. It all makes sense.
thatsongabouttoday asked: why must you torture me with the perfection of matt cameron knowing that i will never have him?
four-point-ohh:
matt cameron wants to kiss your privates
between-theliness asked: Explain your opinions on: Audioslave, Soundgarden, and Queen. : )
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yayy for LOLCORNELLs
i iz on your facebook, giving you a jesus christ poke
http://kimturtil.tumblr.com/ →
ultrameganok:
but this is gonna be gr9
i love you so damn much
i freak out whenever other people notice matthew in pictures because that only happens in my world and when the lights are off at my house.
dontsellmeth:
@maggeh I am sorry but i forgot where you lived! Anyway
I just thought it’d be a bonding thing
i live in detroit
LET ME KNOW IF YOU ARE EVEN REMOTELY NEAR ME BECAUSE SCHOOL AND WORK AND THINGS CAN WAIT.
elementary-son asked: OPTION B PARTYING ALL NIGHT INVOLVING TALKING TO ME ON AIM UNTIL I PASS OUT LIKE ALWAYS
my-star-is-fading asked: MAGGIE did it come???? Also, I GET TO PLAY FLOOR HOCKEY TOMORROW AND I AM SOOOO EXCITED AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MY EXCITEMENT BUT AAAAAAAAAAaa
head-wires asked: eyes your perfect url from afar
all right okay one more i’m sorry but i’m having a great time sorry sorry
sorry
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